Urgh! Leisure travel within Nigeria? Now, who would ever want to do that? The very sound of it is almost…almost unthinkable! unfathomable! */insert your own adjectives here/*. In the spirit of looking out for your best interests, here are five reasons why you should absolutely not plan your next vacation within Nigeria.
Good day Mr Chairman, Panel of Judges, Accurate Time Keeper, my Co-Debaters and my ever attentive audience. I’m here to support the motion which says ‘Nigeria Travel Sucks!’ What is Nigeria Travel? Nigeria Travel is… okay, I digress. Let’s just get to it.
Beautiful places are a Myth
So, all these places are sort of okay but you know what would be better? If we just lift them off to a different country.
Nigeria travel can be cheap & quite affordable
Did you ever hear of anyone who wanted to travel on a budget?
There’s nothing to do here
The situation is so bad, it has its own website!
No art, history, culture or tradition
These species must never be interacted with!
Ladies and gentlemen, with these few points of mine, I hope that I have been able to convince you and not confuse… hmmm, okay maybe this is a bit confusing…